A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be
gentle; I'm still a virgin." What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can
that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great
it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
he
didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he
wasn't
sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure
how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was............God,
I
miss him!".........

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government........This time I KNOW I'm gonna get
screwed."

May be not he can just use an excuse of how busy it is in the guvernment and screw his secretary during lunch on his table, therefore you never know!
But a good one...

Rusa

Это правда?:):):)