>Top 5 smart ass answers
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>Smart ass answer #5
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>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets.
>As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened

>his trench coat and flashed at her.
>Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not

>your stub."
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>Smart Ass Answer #4:
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>A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but

>she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,

>"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
>The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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>Smart Ass Answer #3:
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>The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
>rolled down his window.
>"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
>The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
>When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
>without a ticket.
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>Smart Ass Answer #2:
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>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
>reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
>ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles.
>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
>to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?"
>The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of

>gas."
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>#1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005.......................
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>A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
>"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
>tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
>injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
>no other excuses whatsoever!"
>A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
>"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete
>and utter sexual exhaustion?"
>The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence
>was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her
>head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with
>your other hand."

на картинке не баян, а хуйня какайато..

на картинке не баян, а хуйня какайато..

Hint hint, `на то чем это является :))

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типа смарт ас ансерс намба 6,7,8 ;)