I want to buy a new house and need someone to take the mortgage for me, will pay for the service. There is no risk as I'm sure I will be paying my mortgage bills

sure, I'll need a million dollars in advance

Forgot to add , only serious answers please. No your freaking russian joking. Thank you.

пахнет разводом. кто-то пуську вчерашнюю склонировал :)

Мне нравится ник Пуська.

А серьезные люди здесь такое не печатают.